One fine wire…

Posted: 3rd November, 2008 in Uncategorized
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So I was in the car with mother yesterday, and we were having a rather amusing conversation about people and life in general (all caused by a driver in the car in front holding us up so we missed a green light). There was much shouting and swearery.

But anyway. It brought back to my mind one of my many plans if/when I get put in charge of a country. Indeed, how clichéd that I have world domination plans; but then, if I was put in charge, the world would be a better place. It’s a fairly logical plan too, in all fairness. It is utilised in several other forms in general day to day living, so there’s no reason why it couldn’t be widened and incorporated.

The basis is thusly: to be allowed to drive on the roads, you have to pass a theory test, and a practical test to make sure you’re equipped to do so without endangering or causing harm to others. Same with flying and being a pilot, driving a boat and etc for any other vehicles. To get any kind of decent job you have to take exams and tests to prove your ability to handle the job or indeed, just to cope with it. You have to have training to operate most remotely complicated machinery and tools. Now, why doesn’t the same logic apply to being allowed out of your own damn house?

It is clear from observing people of all kinds in general day to day goings-on that a large number of them simply don’t have the ability to deal with life outside their own house without causing all manner of trouble and inconvenience to other people. This shouldn’t be allowed. People should be made to take tests, both theory and practical, as well as general initiative, before they’re allowed to leave their houses and interact with other people. This life licence should have to be renewed on a yearly or few yearly basis too, just to count for any bad habits picked up.

Mother’s counter-argument to my plan was that the people who didn’t pass the test and weren’t allowed out of their houses wouldn’t be able to work, earn money to eat or live, or breed. Exactly. Exactly my point. It’s like survival of the fittest for the modern day. It’d strengthen the gene pool if these people weren’t allowed to spread their deficient seed and pollute us sensible people.

Now, some more doodles. I quite like these ones.



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Comments
  1. girl says:

    They are all pictures of penis.

    You must not be getting enough sex.

  2. Carrie says:

    Do some more blogging!

    Or is your wife keeping you too busy? 😛

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